epilepticsaints:

sovietnam:

quixoticanarchy:

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes “oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!”

fucko:

teathattast:

lakevida:

sunshineandteddybears:

lakevida:

how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor

play MCR

but not like the songs played on radio a bajillion times (aside from black parade) Play the ones that don’t get on the radio or not very often.

i am not going to do that

akashicrecord:

vapboy:

walter white wouldnt have killed all those people if he had decided to just put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen to raise the money instead of making meth

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

skittypilled:

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

avvocarlo:

doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up

chaoticallydanny:

Reblog if you respect and adore short kings.

androidboy:

i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo

ladyhaven: